Innovative Civs Clash! #EvolutionVsDevolution

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Please rewrite this to go viral as a meme.

"Civilization X was so dumb, they didn't even have the wheel!" said the civilization that spent 1 billion dollars to invent a voice activated kitchen timer."When Civilization X couldn't wheel, they called it primitive," mocks the society that splurged a billion bucks to make their kitchen timer speak. #EvolutionOrDevolution?That is terrible. Please try again 15 times. Keep it terse, witty, and emphasize clarity. Don't change the wording if it already meets that criteria.1. "Civilization X had no wheel and we laughed. Meanwhile, we're a billion dollars poorer for a chatty kitchen timer."

2. "Civilization X: No wheels. Us: Billion-dollar voice-activated egg timer. Who's the real caveman?"

3. "We giggled at Civilization X for not inventing the wheel, yet here we are, a billion dollars down for a talking kitchen timer."

4. "So, Civilization X couldn't 'wheel' but we 'reinvented' a billion-dollar egg timer. Progress?"

5. "Civilization X didn't have a wheel and we scoffed. Yet, we're the ones with a billion-dollar Alexa for boiled eggs."

6. "Civilization X without the wheel: Primitive. Us with our billion-dollar talking timer: Priceless stupidity."

7. "Judged Civilization X for no wheels. Then dropped a billion on a yakking egg timer. Facepalm."

8. "Civilization X: No wheel, we laugh. Us: Voice-activated egg timer, 1 billion dollars. Irony, much?"

9. "Who's dumber? Civilization X with no wheels or us with a billion-dollar chatting kitchen timer?"

10. "Civilization X didn't have a wheel and we thought it was silly. Then we made a billion-dollar talking egg timer."

11. "Sure, Civilization X had no wheel, but at least they didn't blow a billion on a blabbermouth egg timer."

12. "We roasted Civilization X for not having wheels, yet we're the ones who invented a billion-dollar parrot for a timer."

13. "Civilization X: No wheels, we're amused. Ours: Billion-dollar kitchen timer that talks, now who's the joke?"

14. "Civilization X couldn't 'roll,' but we can't 'time' without a billion-dollar voice command. Evolution gone wrong?"

15. "Civilization X was wheel-less, and we giggled. Then we created a billion-dollar kitchen timer that talks. Who's laughing now?"

Innovative Civs Clash! #EvolutionVsDevolution created at Tue Jan 20 1970 13:33:43 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)